and another thing...

Ms. Teacher: In addition to many students suffering from A.D.D. it's possible that the following factors might also contribute to their NOT being able to focus on what you are saying: 1. Nipple Hard-ons. If this is a chronic condition perhaps a padded bra is necessary 2. The hair growing from the mole on your lip/face 3. The camel-toe you sport on a daily basis. (fyi, every year at back-to-school time you can usually score a FULL length mirror for $5 at wal-mart. They probably even sell reasonably priced pants in your size & Tweezers & Bras...it could be your one-stop shop to a successful school year!)

Mr. Teacher: If you want the ever abashed student to take you seriously perhaps you should NOT tell them on their 1st day in your class that you're NOT necessary to their education in the subject matter for which you've been hired to teach. For it is at this point in which you lose 90% of their attention and respect. They were sure to notice when selecting school supplies that NOTHING was needed for your classroom. Little did they know it was just a matter of time before they discovered they didn't even need you.

just saying...